Starring Clover Baltimore and Don Baltimore~ Wow do I love 4th of July and I love my family. My favorite cousin comes down from Philadelphia every year and stays the weekend with us. Recently, though, shes been a real pain in the ass. Too cool for school, you know? Shes one of them got bitches... them big tiddy goth gfs that are so fashionable. The bitch probably wears a choker to bed at night, and all she talks about is trash music and how lame everyone is. She can kiss my ass cuz she aint bringing me down this weekend. It Natty Boh, Dabs, and Crabs in Baltimore, baby! Its funny though, she becomes really pleasant when youve got something she wants. She wanted some free dabs, so I figured Id check out them fine tiddys. I know she aint shy, cuz shes been dancing up there. It was kind of amazing and pretty weird how quick she agreed to do a striptease for her first cousin. Whatever... ,