I’ve had such a good time getting to know you over our past few dates, and I’m so excited that you’ve finally come back to my place! I wore something special for you after you told me you love women in lingerie, and I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about all the things I want us to do together sexually. Right now, I really want to suck your cock! Take your pants off for me. Wait… that’s it? There’s no way I can suck that little thing, because there’s nothing for me to suck at all. It all makes sense